I've written harsh things about American women, but my behavior shows I value them for sex. The reason is simple: American women are extremely easy. You won't find another non-Western woman easier. If you live in the United States, consider yourself lucky having a breed that opens her legs instantly. The word "freebie" exists only in America. Foreign men only dream of this. Though I complain about them, there's no alternative for super-quick fun lays for marriage or casual purposes.

Go to Peru or Ecuador and see how girls maintain hygiene. American girls are OCD about smelling like artificial roses. Go to South Korea and have a normal conversation without giggling every five seconds. American girls appreciate humor and sarcasm. Go to Russia and see how much money you drop. American girls bang homeless men if they make them laugh. Go to Colombia and try one night stands. For marriage prospects, American women offer easy access but lack depth.

I hear guys "sick" of American women after banging one or two. This makes me wonder if they're simply betas who can't get laid anywhere. Newsflash: If American girls think you're a chump, only the poorest of the poor in third world nations will sleep with you. Make sure you bring extra money on Asia trips because Min Pang's mother needs new cutlery. Bang American girls rotten then when bored of success, spread your wings to see what else is out there.

I'm glad I'm not dealing with American girls on a weekly basis, but for short bursts they are laughably easy to game and enjoyable to bang. They provide consistent notches without the cultural barriers or language struggles of foreign women. For those focused on marriage, this ease makes them unsuitable long-term partners. But for those chasing numbers and experiences, American women represent the path of least resistance.